dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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