i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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