I'd wear matching sweaters with you
well you can't waste a boner
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We are all done wearing pants today
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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