Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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