I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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