this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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