It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
cat food counts as protein by the way
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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