So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Will exercising make me less horny?
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