They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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