if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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