Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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