i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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