it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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