id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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