make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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