My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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