I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Randomize
