i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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