there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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