if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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