i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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