we're blogging at a bar
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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