She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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