oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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