Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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