I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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