Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I am midnight drunk by noon
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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