Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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