You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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