Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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