everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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