We won't sleep together?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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