Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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