Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
