Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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