Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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