ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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