and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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