like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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