i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
this will be a night to untag.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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