Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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