Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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