Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
honey bunches of taint.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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