singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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