My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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