this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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