I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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