My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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