Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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