you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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