Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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