I don't think brook has ever known best
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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