We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
and you fell through a lawn chair
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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