That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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