He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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