Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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