My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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