If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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